http://vulcanriders.forumotion.com/humor-jokes-f15/-t1.htm Thu, 10 Sep 2009 10:02:30 GMT 10 http://i40.servimg.com/u/f40/13/60/22/15/svr20011.jpg http://vulcanriders.forumotion.com/humor-jokes-f15/-t1.htm http://vulcanriders.forumotion.com/humor-jokes-f15/very-funny-t151.htm Kruser ]]> Humor / Jokes Thu, 10 Sep 2009 10:02:30 GMT http://vulcanriders.forumotion.com/humor-jokes-f15/very-funny-t151.htm#1010 http://vulcanriders.forumotion.com/humor-jokes-f15/very-funny-t151.htm http://vulcanriders.forumotion.com/humor-jokes-f15/hitlers-new-bike-t130.htm Ed ]]> Humor / Jokes Tue, 18 Aug 2009 08:09:58 GMT http://vulcanriders.forumotion.com/humor-jokes-f15/hitlers-new-bike-t130.htm#808 http://vulcanriders.forumotion.com/humor-jokes-f15/hitlers-new-bike-t130.htm http://vulcanriders.forumotion.com/humor-jokes-f15/crusty-old-biker-t23.htm stew066 A crusty old biker out on a long summer ride in the country pulls up to a tavern in the middle of no where, parks his bike and walks inside. As he passes thru the swingin' doors, he sees a sign hanging over the bar: COLD BEER : $2.00 HAMBURGER : $2.25 CHEESEBURGER : $2.50 CHICKEN SANDWICH : $3.50 HAND JOB : $50.00 Checking his wallet to be sure he has the necessary payment, the ole' biker walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender ... Humor / Jokes Wed, 01 Apr 2009 05:10:32 GMT http://vulcanriders.forumotion.com/humor-jokes-f15/crusty-old-biker-t23.htm#106 http://vulcanriders.forumotion.com/humor-jokes-f15/crusty-old-biker-t23.htm http://vulcanriders.forumotion.com/humor-jokes-f15/breaking-news-murderat-w-t40.htm Ed So,here's the story. . . Tired of constantly being broke & stuck in an unhappy marriage, a young husband decided to solve both problems by taking out a large insurance policy on his wife with himself as the beneficiary, and then arranging to have her killed. A 'friend of a friend' put him in touch with a nefarious dark-side underworld figure who went by the name of 'Artie.' Artie then explained to the husband that his going price for snuffing out a spouse was ... Humor / Jokes Fri, 24 Apr 2009 00:29:36 GMT http://vulcanriders.forumotion.com/humor-jokes-f15/breaking-news-murderat-w-t40.htm#203 http://vulcanriders.forumotion.com/humor-jokes-f15/breaking-news-murderat-w-t40.htm http://vulcanriders.forumotion.com/humor-jokes-f15/in-honour-of-stupid-people-t39.htm Ed In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods. In Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh!) ========================== On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash) =========================== On Boot's Children Cough Medicine ... Humor / Jokes Fri, 24 Apr 2009 00:26:40 GMT http://vulcanriders.forumotion.com/humor-jokes-f15/in-honour-of-stupid-people-t39.htm#202 http://vulcanriders.forumotion.com/humor-jokes-f15/in-honour-of-stupid-people-t39.htm http://vulcanriders.forumotion.com/humor-jokes-f15/the-horth-whithperer-t38.htm Ed A guy calls his buddy, the horse rancher, and says he's sending a friend over to look at a horse. His buddy asks, 'How will I recognize him?' 'That's easy; he's a midget with a speech impediment.' So, the midget shows up, and the guy asks him if he's looking for a male or female horse. 'A female horth.' So he shows him a prized filly. 'Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth?' So the guy picks up the midget and he gives the horse's eyes the once ... Humor / Jokes Fri, 24 Apr 2009 00:20:54 GMT http://vulcanriders.forumotion.com/humor-jokes-f15/the-horth-whithperer-t38.htm#201 http://vulcanriders.forumotion.com/humor-jokes-f15/the-horth-whithperer-t38.htm http://vulcanriders.forumotion.com/humor-jokes-f15/blonde-school-teacher-t37.htm Ed A blonde gets a job as a teacher. She notices a boy in the field standing alone, while all the other kids are running around having fun. She takes pity on him and decides to speak to him. 'You ok?' she says. 'Yes.' he says. 'You can go and play with the other kids you know.' she says. 'It's best I stay here.' he says. 'Why?' says the blonde, confused as to why he didn't want to play with the other boys. The boy says: ... Humor / Jokes Fri, 24 Apr 2009 00:19:27 GMT http://vulcanriders.forumotion.com/humor-jokes-f15/blonde-school-teacher-t37.htm#200 http://vulcanriders.forumotion.com/humor-jokes-f15/blonde-school-teacher-t37.htm